Wheaties Box
written by Rick Moranis
2/24/06
INTRO: G
I can
kick up my heels
I can
raise a glass to a good set of
wheels
And I can
ride a pony
I can
settle a score between a couple of
friends, no more
And if I
need to I can walk the
walk
And if you
ask me I can talk the
talk
And if I
have to I’ll stand
tall in [G/F#]these here
socks
But I’ll
never be on a Wheaties
box
I can
make a pie
I can
help pick out an outfit to match the
color of your eye
And I can
tie a roast
I can
make 4 different lunches and not
burn the toast
And if I
need to I can be a
rock
And if you
ask me nice well I would say just
knock
But if you
give me the keys I can un
lock all [G/F#]of your
locks
But I’ll
never be on a Wheaties
box
I
may not be an
Adonis
I
might not sink my putts like Tiger
Woods
I
may not have those washboard abs but I
sure can [G/F#]do the
wash
And my
ironing is pretty
good
I can
prune the plants
I can
stencil a whole floor and not
ruin my pants
And I can g
laze a room
I can
weave a wicked tablecloth on my
antique loom
And if your
cue is slippin’ here take my
chalk
And if you w
ant a kung pao well let me grease my
wok
And if you
really gotta have those Callo
ways I’ll [G/F#]sell some
stocks
But I’ll
never, no I’ll never
Ti amo il mio caro
ma il ill non e
Mai
su una scat
ola dei
Wheat
ies
