Wheaties Box
written by Rick Moranis
2/24/06INTRO: G
I can kick up my heels
I can raise a glass to a good set of wheels
And I can ride a pony
I can settle a score between a couple of friends, no more
And if I need to I can walk the walk
And if you ask me I can talk the talk
And if I have to I’ll stand tall in [G/F#]these here socks
But I’ll never be on a Wheaties box
I can make a pie
I can help pick out an outfit to match the color of your eye
And I can tie a roast
I can make 4 different lunches and not burn the toast
And if I need to I can be a rock
And if you ask me nice well I would say just knock
But if you give me the keys I can unlock all [G/F#]of your locks
But I’ll never be on a Wheaties box
I may not be an Adonis
I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods
I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can [G/F#]do the wash
And my ironing is pretty good
I can prune the plants
I can stencil a whole floor and not ruin my pants
And I can glaze a room
I can weave a wicked tablecloth on my antique loom
And if your cue is slippin’ here take my chalk
And if you want a kung pao well let me grease my wok
And if you really gotta have those Calloways I’ll [G/F#]sell some stocks
But I’ll never, no I’ll never
Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e
Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties