Chord Gitar dan Lirik Lagu The Legend of Zelda Rap Oleh Smosh

Yeah my name is Link, man, I’m more well known than Lil Wayne

Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT’S A FKING GIRL’S NAME!

I’ve saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise

And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice

”Hey, Look, Listen” Hey, look, listen, you fking annoying fairy

I’d rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry

I think it’s time I got some recognition, don’t you think?

Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK!

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‘Cause he’s the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil

———-It’s technically the same chords all the way through————–

I’ll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin’

I’ve got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that’s right)

I’m called bushwhacker and my bank account’s maxed out

Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet’s packed now

Can’t back down, can’t slack now, the world needs me to attack now

Yet I’m forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town

Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina

So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina

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‘Cause he’s the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil

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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa’s got a thing for elfs and he’s getting’ his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you’re straight? (Ha-
ha!)
The “Uggs and Skirt” fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it’s Ganondorf tryin’ to jock on my style
Batman’s cape, Lincoln’s beard, were you dressed by a child?
You’re a ginger with no soul and you look like a fking troll
Isn’t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda’s stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she’s sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face

L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.