I have joined a
baking class
This must be confidentia
l
There’s me and twenty women
And they love by
big utensil
I’m the only fella
But I stay in full control
The ladies flash their recipes
And then
I lick their bo
wls
Oh, I’m a master baker
Baking just for
fun
The girl next door
She likes her cakes
I’d love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn’t have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i
t when they’re m
oist
The ladies have a sweeter tooth
I know they would be wil
ling
We’d go into the kitchen
And they’d get t
o taste my filli
ng
And as they stood in front of me
They’d get a big surprise
I’d knock out something special
They cou
ld even watch it
rise
Oh, I’m a master baker
Baking just for
fun
The girl next door
She likes her cakes
I’d love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn’t have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i
t when they’re m
oist
One lady said my cakes could not
Be better than her mums
She prodded with my Battenberg
And then she squ
eezed my buns
I had to use protection
An apron I did wear
I put my whisk into the bowl
The crea
m went everywhere!
Oh, I’m a master baker
Baking just for
fun
The girl next door
She likes her cakes
I’d love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn’t have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i
t when they’re m
oist
Oh, I’m a master baker
Baking just for
fun
The girl next door
She likes her cakes
I’d love to give her one
My cakes are so much in demand
I wouldn’t have to foist
The ladies shout and tell me
That they love i
t when they’re m
oist
