Intro: D
Well, I walked in to one of my old haunts.
It used to
be a honky-tonk
Heaven.
Some old slicker done bought the place,
An’ lit it
up like a
7-11.
Yes, they fired the band that used to play,
”Okie From
Muskogee”.
An’ hired some dude with his hat on back’ards,
Singin’
hip-hop and
karaoke.
Shoulda
know it was gonna happen,
Bein’ this close town.
Oh but
I know a beer joint back in the woods,
That them
city folks still ain’t found.
You make a
right at the stomp with the
barbed wire in it,
Where the
old church used to
be.
Then a mile mad curve on the
gravel,
Gonna throw you right
off the road into Choctaw
Creek.
There’s a one-lane bridge, just
keep it in the middle,
Pretty
soon that road’s gonna
end.
Welcome to Ray Ray’s Juke Joint down in the holler:
Y’all come back again.
Mmm, Mmm, ah ha.
We got ice-cold beer, an’ chicken an’ ribs,
Cookin’ on the grill out
back.
Three plays for a quarter on the jukebox in the corner,
An’ it’s
full of Hank, Haggard an’
Cash.
They got a long-legged waitress wearin’ cut-off jeans;
She’s
quick to take your
order.
Better leave her a tip but don’t give her no lip, y’all:
That
girl is Ray Ray’s
daughter.
They’ll make you feel like family,
An’
everybody is your friend.
But
there’s been folks messed up down there,
That ain’t
never been seen again.
You make a
right at the stomp with the
barbed wire in it,
Where the
old church used to
be.
Then a mile mad curve on the
gravel,
Gonna throw you right
off the road into Choctaw
Creek.
There’s a one-lane bridge, just
keep it in the middle,
Pretty
soon that road’s gonna
end.
Welcome to Ray Ray’s Juke Joint down in the holler:
Y’all come back again.
You make a
right at the stomp with the
barbed wire in it,
Where the
old church used to
be.
Then a mile mad curve on the
gravel,
Gonna throw you right
off the road into Choctaw
Creek.
There’s a one-lane bridge, just
keep it in the middle,
Pretty
soon that road’s gonna
end.
Welcome to Ray Ray’s Juke Joint down in the holler:
Y’all come back again.
Welcome to Ray Ray’s Juke Joint down in the holler:
Y’all come back again.
Ah, don’t be scared.
Nice place.
Mmm.
