She was a catch
We were a match
I was the match That would f
ire up her snatch
But there was a catch
I was no match
I was fired from her crotch
Now I’ll sit around and watch
The mermaids sun themselves
Out on the rocks
They are beyond our touch
I watch and watch
Them wave at me,
They wave at me
They wave and slip
Back into the s
ea
All the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the wat
er
And all the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the s
ea
I believe in God
I believe in mermaids too
I believe in 72 virgins on a chain
Why not? Why not?
I believe in the rapture
For I’ve seen your face
On the floor of the ocean
At the bottom of the ra
in
I do Driver Alertness Course
I do Husband Alertness Course
I do Mermaid Alertness Course
I watch them out on the rocks
They wave at me,
they wave at me
They wave and slip
back into the s
ea
All the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the wat
er
And all the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the s
ea
All the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the wat
er
And all the ones who come
All the ones who
go
Down to the s
ea