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Sitting in the living room,
staring at the decorations
Feels so out of place in
this house
Sucking on a toffee apple,
munching on some pumpkin pie
Seems so out of place in
his mouth
Such incongruous cuis
ine, he eats a tange
rine to clean his p
alate
Someone get that man a mince
pie, before he starts to
cry
Ding dong merrily on
high
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
Oh, woah
oh
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
Trick or treaters come a-knocking
At Saint Nicholas’ door, but he
ain’t got no candy f
or them
Trick or treaters getting angry,
throwing eggs at Santa’s door
But he
tells them they’ll be sorry come De
cember 24
This holiday, it makes no sense, no
Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense
Baby Jesus would be taking of
fence
Santa’s slouching by the
fire in his jovial at
tire
He collapses to his knees, won’t somebody help him
- please?
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
Oh, woah
oh
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
Oh, woah
oh
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
And he
lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he
throws it in the road
And the
kids all start a-screaming as the
lantern does explode
But the
parents of those kiddies hold old
Santa to the ground
Now Saint
Nick is quite surrounded and Hallo
ween is safe and sound
Oh,
what does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?
Oh, woah
oh
What does Santa Claus
do for Hallow
een?