(Intro)
(Verse)
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child’s smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dudeA star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Mostly Brian’s gay
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian’s gay)
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
Here’s a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh sht!