Well who’s that walking down the street?Hey cats, well I don’t know
But she’s got that look that says
she knows just where she wants to go
Even Hatchy’s Fancy Shoes
can’t compare to the way she grooves
She’s shiner than The Spine
and Rabbit ain’t got nothing on her moves
Who’s that robot giraffe that’s oh so cute
The one that’s super charismatic and, uh, beautiful to boot
Should I tell them?
(chorus:)
Well, I’m GG the Giraffe
and everybody loves me, everybody loves
me-e-e-e-e-e
Me-e-e-e-e-e
She’s GG the Giraffe
and everybody loves her, everybody loves
Her-er-er-er-er-er
Her-er-er-er-er-er
I am so freaking adorable
You should send me gifts because if you don’t, that’d be horrible
I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens
I don’t have thumbs, but I could use some mittens
covered in gemstones
and maybe some super-expensive headphones
The kind with the super-deep bass sound
So I can jam out to the max around town
I actually don’t get to leave the house much, but–
(chorus)
ALRIGHT, KAZOO SOLO!
(kazoo solo)
I have lots of friends all across the world
They just haven’t ever called, or even ever met this lonesome girl
But I have a gazillion followers on the social streams
I haven’t met them all, but I’m sure that they love me
because I am so genuine
Oh and I just remembered I always wanted a penguin
You know the kind that wear fancy bow ties
and serve you dinner just like they do for Mary Poppins and that Dick Van Dyke guy
I guess it would also be kind of neat
if that penguin could keep a beat with his happy feet
So send one straight to my door
I’m sure they’ve got one down at your local penguin store
and make sure you send along some ice
because I think they need that to survive…
‘Kay, instead just ship the Lamborghini with the penguin in the passenger seat
and leave the engine running with the air conditioner on for the penguin and the
headphones and mittens in the back seat
(Chorus)
I’m GG the Giraffe and everybody loves me,
Everybody loves me!
