Chord Gitar dan Lirik Lagu Garth Brooks Ruined My Life Oleh Tim Wilson

Whats the big deal about Garth Brooks
Whats he got that I aint got
Except the biggest country album in history
And girls screamin in the parkin lot
My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
Yeah she thinks Garths number one
And theres even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.

I look better in a hat than he does
And I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
And Ive never had an Answered Pray
I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
But my wife wouldnt listen to mine
Now Im singin to Friends in a place so Low
Garth Brooks couldnt even find.

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah youll let go of that Longneck Bottle
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt
She has taken down our weddin pictures
And put a poster of you
And if you name comes up again when shes sleepin
Theres no tellin what Ill do.

Yeah we went though this a few years ago
When she was dreamin about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
I have grown to hate
Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller
With that ugly little microphone
Why dont you quite tryin to turn my wife away
And leave my life alone.

I sick of, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
Im tired of hearin about, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I think Ive had enough, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.