The college party ends finallyTo working placements and holidays
A stolen kiss in the lavatory
She shuts her eyes and says ?Miss me, miss me?
She?s fat loose and fancies me
But she?s hanging off a barman of forty three
And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins
She knows she loves her father but she can?t imagine doing it with him
Now or never, it?s so damn clever
To their love anthem
She shuts her pretty eyes, she?s holding Leslie Grantham.
In six weeks time she says ?Nataurally,
You?re not the man that you used to be.?
And he says ?Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three
And married in love, like a stallion in stud
And now I weave this network of fibs
And I write a mid?life pantomime, you?re younger than my kids.?
And it?s now or never
As he waves his white feather
?Cos he?s fallen in love
With the man he was back then
Would it ever be enough
sht she?s already on the bus
And it?s now or never
She has a picture of them together
She says stuff like ?Life?s a game.?
She has a locker room story
But the boys are getting older every day
The boys are getting older every day?.
