This guy plays f
ootball
But I
once won the whole
super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can
bench an entire
continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I
already cured all
diseases last week
And if that’s not enough lemme ask
When was the
last time one of these dicks killed a
motherfkin’ mythical beast?
(CHORUS)
Oh yeah,
I will rock your
world
Cause I’m a
dragon slayer, girl!
I shall
now expose my
chest
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
How hard did
I just seal the
deal
With my dragon slayer
steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my
story that’s so very
totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty
thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon’s cave
And I
fought through his army of
awesome karate bears
The Dragon’s breath was a blast from hell
And we
fought so hard I missed a long
standing appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it
caused a sonic boom that ruptured
space and then exploded the sun
(2nd CHORUS)
Oh yeah,
you are now in
love
With both my
dragon slaying nuts
I killed a
demon with these
hands
Did I
say I’m also in a band?
In case
you might need more
proof
I brought the
dragon right to
you
Ooh! it’s the one that I slew
He’ll
attest that my story is
totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a
dragon!
Not some
guy Dan met at the bus station
in a dragon suit
(3rd CHORUS)
Girl let’s
go back to my
place
Nothing fancy, just a
huge mansion in space
Can you
guess what’s coming
next?
Here’s a
hint: I’m talking about sex
This is the
best day of your
life
You’ll be my
dragon slayer
wife
All right! Now it’s time to decide
Which lucky
one of us is gonna be your
lover tonight?
