Capo on 4th fret (Key of B)
Strumming pattern:
e|——-3——-3—————3——-3——-3—————2—||
B|——-3——-3——-1——-3——-3——-3——-2——-1—||
G|——-0——-0——-0——-0——-0——-0——-0——-2—||
D|——-0——-0——-2——-0——-0——-0——-2—0——-||
A|——-2——-2—3—3——-2——-2——-2—0—————||
E|—3—3—3—3———–3—3—3—3—3—3——————-||
The ‘s represent thumb strokes that make up the bass line.
This pattern is kept throughout the song.
(Verse 1)
Dear
Abby, Dear Abby, my
feet are too
long
My
hair’s falling out and my
rights are all
wrong
My
friends they all tell me that I’ve
no friends at
all
Won’t you
write me a letter, won’t you
give me a
call?
Siiii
igned
Bewildered
Be
wildered, Bewildered, you
have no com
plaint
You
are what you are and you
ain’t what you
ain’t
So
listen up buster and
listen up
good
Stop
wishin’ for bad luck and
knockin’ on
wood
(Verse 2)
Dear
Abby, Dear Abby, my
fountain pen
leaks
My
wife hollers at me and my
kids are all
freaks
Every
side I get up on is the
wrong side of
bed
If it
weren’t so expensive I’d
wish I were
dead
Siiii
igned
Unhappy
Un
happy, Unhappy, you
have no com
plaint
You
are what you are and you
ain’t what you
ain’t
So
listen up buster and
listen up
good
Stop
wishin’ for bad luck and
knockin’ on
wood
(Verse 3)
Dear
Abby, Dear Abby, you
won’t believe
this
But my
stomach makes noises when
ever I
kiss
My
girlfriend tells me it’s
all in my
head
But my
stomach tells me to
write you
instead
Siiii
igned
Noisemaker
Noise
maker, Noisemaker, you
have no com
plaint
You
are what you are and you
ain’t what you
ain’t
So
listen up buster and
listen up
good
Stop
wishin’ for bad luck and
knockin’ on
wood
(Verse 4)
Dear
Abby, Dear Abby, well
I never
thought
That
me and my girlfriend would
ever get
caught
We were
sittin’ in the back seat just
shootin’ the
breeze
With her
hair up in curlers and her
pants to her
knees
Siiii
igned
Just Married
Just
Married, Just Married, you
have no
complaint
You
are what you are and you
ain’t what you
ain’t
So
listen up buster and
listen up
good
Stop
wishin’ for bad luck and
knockin’ on
wood
Siiii
igned
Dear Abbby