Intro DGDG
I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he’s got a Prius cause he’s into being green
My buddy said he saw y’all eating that sushi stuff
Baby that don’t sound like you, that don’t sound like love
Sounds like it sucksHe can’t even bait a hook. He can’t even skin a buck
He don’t know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
No darling I aint even worried you’ll come running back
He can’t even bait a hook
Has he kissed you in a hay field as a summer rain falls down?
Has he took you to meet Mama back in his hometown?
Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ol’ back roads?
Can he melt your heart with a Haggard song every good ol’ boy should know?
I didn’t think so
He can’t even bait a hook. He can’t even skin a buck
He don’t know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
No darling I aint even worried you’ll come running back
He can’t even bait a hook
BRIDGE
It won’t be that long till you start getting bored.
I’ll be smiling on the river, reeling in one more
He can’t even bait a hook. He cant even skin a buck
He don’t know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
No darling I aint even worried you’ll come running back
He can’t even bait a hook
No babe I aint even worried
He can’t even bait a hook
