It’s an age-old conversation
That is changing with the times
But it’s oh so complicated
If your mother is like mine
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
A son with a wife in a big living room
All she wants
Is another little special arrangement
A peculiar engagement
Get a trophy wife that’s respectable
To avoid any spectacle
It’s another simple solution
For my mother’s delusion
Get her some adorable pictures done
For her mother in Lebanon
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
Is another son
To be clear I’m not a hater
And my wife I like her too
Let’s be honest with each other
There’re some things we always knew
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
A son with a wife in a big silver spoon
All she wants
Is another little special arrangement
A peculiar engagement
Social standing is stable
But no kids on the table
Just a little harmless diversion
An acceptable person
But I know my heart is in peril
Made a deal with the devil
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
Is another son
Oh it seems I was mistaken
Heaven knows just what I’ve done
All these hateful conversations
Aren’t helping anyone
My dear wife, I have to leave you
There is nothing you can say
You can keep the house without me
You’ll be better off this way
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
All that she wants
Is another son
