My heart is
paralyzed
My head was
oversized
I’ll take the high
road like I
should
You said it’s
meant to be
That it’s not
you, it’s me
You’re leaving
now for my own
good
That’s cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I’m no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I’m all out of l
ies
And ways to say you
died
My pride still feels
the sting
You were my
everything
Some day I’ll find a
love
like
yours (a love like yours)
She’ll think I’m
Superman
Not super
minivan
How could you
leave on Yom Kippur
?
That’s cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I’m no good at goodb
yes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I’m all out of
lies
A nd ways to say you
died
I wanna live a thousand liv
es with you
I wanna be the one you’re dy
ing to love…
But you don’t want to
That’s cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
That’s cool, but if my
friends ask where you are I’m gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I’m no good at goodb
yes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I’m all out of lie
s
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I
‘m no good at goodbye
s!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I’m all out of li
es
And ways to say you die
d
