Verse 1
I am California, yeah
Ice tea in my hair
Drugs fall out of diaper bags
As Mid-westerners stare
I am California, yeah
Long walks on the 5
Truck stops and the symphony
And I’ll be here when I die
Chorus
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
Verse 2
I am California, yeah
And you’re Leicestershire
I’m Citrus in summertime
And you’re Haggis and Cider
I am California, yeah
The warm friendlier skies
Fake tits and the symphony
And I’ll be here when I die
Chorus
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
I love California
Bridge
Laa la laaa etc (just alternate back and forth between B and Bb, you’ll hear it)
Final Chorus
I heart California
I love California
I heart California
Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh ahhhh
Ahhh aasp4zzyh ah ahh
Ahhh blah blah blah
I heart California
I love California (continue with Bb til fade out)